IF yOuR cUtE tHeN iM sInGlE!!!!!!!!!!!

If its sunny ill drive over,if its raining you have to RUN over

I`m sorry i burped
from the bottom of my heart.
but if it came out the other end
it would have been a fart
=]p
-my best friend oreo

Right... well- u obviously don't know me if u think i'm normal, coz if i'm normal, than normal is really weird

You know somethings wrong when your cat chews on shoes and your dog bats at strings.
-Me

If you look inside my soul
There's an AnGel with a mirror
and a DeMoN with a FRO:)

I used to hate going to weddings. People came up to me poking me and saying your next, well, they stopped that crap when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

* I dunno exactly who wrote this but I LOVE it

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BUT I BET IT'S HARD TO PRONOUNCE

I'm special! I went to a special school, in the special class and i was told that one day the special people in white coats were going to take me to a special place

*By my friend Dani*

"we asians have power far greater than your average dragonball z character"

someone I know came up with this one. ^_^x