Blondes may do it better
But brunettes don't have trouble remembering it the next day. =P

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head

Guns don't kill people
Husbands that come home early do

Lying is the only fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
-Panic! At the Disco

Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Why do you wear boxers?

Im lost in thought!!!

I'm not used to this territory.

REHAB is for quitters

You're just jealous because i act retarded in public and people still love me

You only die once so make it count

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.