This is bob
bob likes you
bob likes sharp things
i suggest you run from bob

Blondes may do it better
But brunettes don't have trouble remembering it the next day. =P

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head

So ... would a stripper's motto be, "Dance like everyone is watching"? Lol.

Guns don't kill people
Husbands that come home early do

Lying is the only fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
-Panic! At the Disco

Grrr to all who appose chocolate

Sometimes I get real depressed...Then I remember I have big boobs and it makes it all better.

Well i was planning on taking over the world but then i got distracted my something sparkly!

Never fight a ugly person....... they have nothing to lose!!