What did the blondes left leg say to her right.absolutely nothing they have never met.

You only die once so make it count

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

Grrr to all who appose chocolate

I am the wisest man alive, for i know one thing, and that is that i know nothing

Your the b**** that told the b**** that im a b**** you know what b**** it takes a b**** to know a b**** B****

Not mine but i thought it was funny.....

"Jesus is coming...everyone look busy"

When Life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell it back to Life for triple the price.

"Friends are like potatoes, you eat them, they die"

Hey lets start a club...members are u n me n my bed... want to have a meetin *wink wink*