*POOF! Be Gone!*
Your Breath Is To Strong!
*POOF! Come Back!*
I Found A Tic-Tac!

My little brother came up with this. I thought it was funny!

Pull up your pants! Your face is showing!!!!!

Save more plants... eat a vegan!

Have u ever been watching tv then a commercial comes on and u forget wut u were watching?

When days were old and nights were cold and condoms weren't invited, men tied their socks around their cocks and babies were prevented

"If you seen one, you've seen them both"

(About breasts)

Behind every women... there is a man checking out her ass.

Dnt Drink N Drive, Smoke Weed N Fly!!!

Girls have magical powers
We can get wet without water
Bleed with out injury
Make bonless things get hard
and make guys eat with out cooking

X Ûµ X

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~