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  • "GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE"

    sorry to all the blondes out there, im blonde too

    by twiztid4life
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  • If looks could really kill-my profession would be staring

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • Dont fart in the bath tub, the person cleaning you will hear it

    by brittany
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  • ~~last night i had a nightmare that i was a blonde, but thankfully it it was only a dream~~

    by randi
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  • I sofa king we todd ed

    if you dont get it read faster

    ( i so f**ing retarded )

    by shelby
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  • Why does the easter bunny hide his easter eggs?

    Because he doesn't want people to know he did it with a chicken!

    by See you soon
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  • Behind every women... there is a man checking out her ass.

    by XxIntuitiveAdvicexX
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  • Dnt Drink N Drive, Smoke Weed N Fly!!!

    by Saiqa
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  • Girls have magical powers
    We can get wet without water
    Bleed with out injury
    Make bonless things get hard
    and make guys eat with out cooking

    X Ûµ X

    by mz BrokenHearted B i t c h
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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

    ~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~

    by ~**Jaimie**~
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