I asked my teacher if I could go rule the world...SHe told me to take my agenda with me.

~~last night i had a nightmare that i was a blonde, but thankfully it it was only a dream~~

I sofa king we todd ed

if you dont get it read faster

( i so f**ing retarded )

Why does the easter bunny hide his easter eggs?

Because he doesn't want people to know he did it with a chicken!

Behind every women... there is a man checking out her ass.

Dnt Drink N Drive, Smoke Weed N Fly!!!

Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. Don't look at me, don't even come near me. If you do, you'll know what it's like to be pushed in front of a moving car.

Girls have magical powers
We can get wet without water
Bleed with out injury
Make bonless things get hard
and make guys eat with out cooking

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~

Im about as lucky as a lucky rabbits foot....in a room full of starved wolves