BOY 1: HOW DO GiRLS DEAL WiTH HAViNG THEiR PERiOD?
BOY 2: i HAVE NO iDEA!
BOY 1: WELL, WHY DON`T WE ASK?
BOY 2: NO WAY! i DON`T TALK TO ANYTHiNG THAT BLEEDS FOR 5 DAYS AND LiVES!

You're so sweet that I think I just got diabetes.

Save more plants... eat a vegan!

MY imaginary Friend Thinks YOU HAVE Serious PROBLEMS

Do [vegetarian's] eat [animal] crackers?? =/

OOOOO MY GOSH!! IS THAT YOUR FACE?????

I would stop eating junk food, but I'm no quitter!

I can walk a thousand miles for you. But by the end, if you don't have water, I swear I'll kill you.

You're just jealous cause we can act retarded in public and people still love us!!! HAHA I bet you can't do that!!

Im not looking for a decent guy. Im looking for a guy that wont smile at my pain.