Other Funny Quotes

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  • Im not looking for a decent guy. Im looking for a guy that wont smile at my pain.

    by kia
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  • If I was [..n.e.m.0..] would you come [..f.i.n.d...m.e..]

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  • It is so easy for me to quite smoking
    I had done it many times

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  • I'm not short...
    I'm just vertically challenged!

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  • *i dId nOt lOsE mY vIrGiNiTy!* ...*i kNoW eXAcTlY wHo hAs iT!!*

    by candace
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...
    God made me pretty, but what happend to you?

    by toni
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  • Is that a mirror in ur pocket?

    cuz i can see me in your pants! =]

    by Ronn
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  • I find it hilarious that people give a crap of what other people think. I for once can write a poem (good or bad) have it degraded to nothing but still love it just the same, because the purpose is to express yourself in your own writing.

    by Jess
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  • Guys, im drinking jolt. in about three minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. steal another fry, i'll break your fingers.
    -bloo-

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  • Some people are like slinkies not really good for anythign but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

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