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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...
    God made me pretty, but what happend to you?

    by toni
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  • I find it hilarious that people give a crap of what other people think. I for once can write a poem (good or bad) have it degraded to nothing but still love it just the same, because the purpose is to express yourself in your own writing.

    by Jess
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  • Guys, im drinking jolt. in about three minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. steal another fry, i'll break your fingers.
    -bloo-

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  • Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either.

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  • I have PMS and a gun. did you have something to say?!

    by Shauna
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  • Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway

    by jazmine
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  • I have balls of iron steel ... tap tap... oh shit they crumbled =[

    by zak
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  • I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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    I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

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  • FINALLY 21 AND LEGALLY ABLE TO DO THE THINGS I'VE BEEN DOING SINCE I WAS 15

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  • A good friend wll comfort you rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?"

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