Jay Leno: With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country, and with the threat terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Funny. The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano...

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight !!!

- a good friend said it to me !!!

I have all the answers,but I never said they were right

Why are your pants pointing at me?!?!?!?!

Calories do not make you fat. You not burning them, that makes you fat.

I called your boyfriend
GAY
and he hit me with his
PURSE.

I swear it! The liqor is addicted to ME!!!!

"Purple Spandex Strawberry-Flavored Glow-In-The-Dark Musical Pants!!!!"

BEST PANTS EVER!!! just someting me and my friends made up :P

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent