I called your brother fat and he through a pie at me.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A B***H!?!?!

thanks for the complement :-D

a b***h is a dog,
a dog barks,
bark comes from tree's,
tree's come from nature,
and nature is BEAUTIFUL!!
thanks, realy..

Why are your pants pointing at me?!?!?!?!

Calories do not make you fat. You not burning them, that makes you fat.

I called your boyfriend
GAY
and he hit me with his
PURSE.

I swear it! The liqor is addicted to ME!!!!

"Purple Spandex Strawberry-Flavored Glow-In-The-Dark Musical Pants!!!!"

BEST PANTS EVER!!! just someting me and my friends made up :P

Those people who say money doesn't buy happiness, don't know where to shop.

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent

I tried to sniff coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose