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Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent |
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I tried to sniff coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose |
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NOTHING IS MORE FUN THEN GETING PAID AND GETTIN LAID. WHILE SMOKING WEED |
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"Life is too short to be dealing with midgets" |
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"I'm a Gryffindor not a miracle worker." |
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Friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chest? |
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I have a joke: How do you confuse a really very stupid person? And the answer is (drum roll): Put him in a round room and tell him (or her) to sit in the corner! |
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What are you gonna do for a face when a monkey wants his BUTT back?!?! |
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Everytime I try and go steal Jasper from his house.... Alice Cullen is at my window with a baseball bat.... HOW CAN SHE KNOW THAT I........ |
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Sometimes it just feels right to wear your bra on the OUTSIDE, you know? |