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  • I tried to sniff coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

    by megan
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  • NOTHING IS MORE FUN THEN GETING PAID AND GETTIN LAID. WHILE SMOKING WEED

    by SWEET PEA 318
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  • "Life is too short to be dealing with midgets"

    by chris
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  • "I'm a Gryffindor not a miracle worker."

    by AnimeGothFreak
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  • Friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chest?

    Me: chest nuts

    friend: wat do u call nuts on a wall?

    Me: wall nuts

    friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chin?

    Me: chin nuts?

    Friend: no my di ck in ur mouth!!!

    by eyes beautiful
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  • I have a joke: How do you confuse a really very stupid person? And the answer is (drum roll): Put him in a round room and tell him (or her) to sit in the corner!

    by Nancy
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  • What are you gonna do for a face when a monkey wants his BUTT back?!?!

    by pinkchik166
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  • Sexy drugs rock n rave lets get drunk n missbehave on weed on speed n little e's lets get drunk n talk 2 trees u only live once n den u die so fuk da world n lets get high!!!!

    by xxx-lydia-xxx
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  • It looks like a car ran over your face... multiple times.

    by DarkDayDoom
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  • Sometimes it just feels right to wear your bra on the OUTSIDE, you know?

    by theRookienamedKate
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