Sorry i am away spinning on my chair...im here...im away...im here...im away
lol!
-not mine but i saw it and thought it was hilarious!

That is more pathetic than my game of marco polo with helen keller

family guy rock-x

Sometimes it just feels right to wear your bra on the OUTSIDE, you know?

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish"

*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Bang bang,chocho train whind me up and i do my thing, no resses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up!

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

(not mine, my friend, Grace's)

Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does,
Spins a web made of mud
It's got radioactive blood!!!