Sexy drugs rock n rave lets get drunk n missbehave on weed on speed n little e's lets get drunk n talk 2 trees u only live once n den u die so fuk da world n lets get high!!!!

Sorry i am away spinning on my chair...im here...im away...im here...im away
lol!
-not mine but i saw it and thought it was hilarious!

That is more pathetic than my game of marco polo with helen keller

family guy rock-x

It looks like a car ran over your face... multiple times.

Sometimes it just feels right to wear your bra on the OUTSIDE, you know?

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish"

Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

(not mine, my friend, Grace's)

Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does,
Spins a web made of mud
It's got radioactive blood!!!