What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

SCREW stacys MOM

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Nice pants, can I test the zipper

MIRRORS CANT TALK AND LUCKY FOR U THEY CANT LAUGH EITHER

I don't think its funny
I just think your stupid.

Thongs: One size fits all, but if ur fat... it just isnt meant to be worn.

Wanna get laid?...Crawl up a chickens ass and wait

*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

(not mine, my friend, Grace's)