*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

(not mine, my friend, Grace's)

Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does,
Spins a web made of mud
It's got radioactive blood!!!

"|d|r|u|g|s|
my anti-...
wait thats not right is it?"

A day without sunshine is like.... you know.... night.

"The Closest That I've Came To A Six Pack iS fROm LauginG sO hARd wiTH mY bESt FrieNds"

"What happens when you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?"

Him: whos rick?
me: my neighbor
him: f^c^ you neighbor
me: nahh iam good hes like 50.
him: eww thats gross

lmao.

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?