If nobody's perfect then I'm nobody and that makes me perfect!

(not mine, my friend, Grace's)

What can you lose but you know where it went?

your virginity

Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does,
Spins a web made of mud
It's got radioactive blood!!!

"|d|r|u|g|s|
my anti-...
wait thats not right is it?"

A day without sunshine is like.... you know.... night.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

"The Closest That I've Came To A Six Pack iS fROm LauginG sO hARd wiTH mY bESt FrieNds"

Him: whos rick?
me: my neighbor
him: f^c^ you neighbor
me: nahh iam good hes like 50.
him: eww thats gross

lmao.

I didn't know that drinking too much
would get me drunk...?

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?