Excuse me sir could you shut your legs i dont like your hair style

GOOD GIRLS are just BAD GIRLS who dont get caught!

Life is better brunette because,
1. We got the beauty
2. We got the brains

..and to think that redwoods are bigger than the statue of liberty...I mean...that's just Mother Nature's tran-sexual libido trying to prove a point 0.o

(DORA THE EXPLORER SONG TUNE)

WE OPENED THE LEGS
ND LET IT IN....

WE DID IT!!
WE DID IT!!
WE DID IT!!

HOORAY!!!!!!

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

I"m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example

God said let there be light, and she opened her legs.....

hehe I love this quote!

God likes his goldfish, thats why they die after 3 days of buying them

If you want something bad enough dont give up.