If you were a fly
on my window seel
and you were watching me
i'd capture u in a jar.
and keep you forever.

Dont go round telling people your mom is the greatest person in the world coz she gave birth to you...so what,you think it was a chicken that gave birth to me?

Here i sit
Broken hearted
I tried to shit
But only farted

*I didn't write just thought it was cool*

You Make It Rain,
I Make It SHOWER!!

lmao

[i had my little moment here lmfao]

This is an A and B conversition so C your way out of it befor D and E come F you up

LOL

YOUR MOM!!!

Husband: Hey there's a message in my cereal. It says "Ooooh"

Wife: You moron you're eating cherrios.

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

I"m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example

God said let there be light, and she opened her legs.....

hehe I love this quote!