BELIEVE in your cosmic brownie or your world wont be happy the chocolatie taste would make your eye's water.

When u make a mistake, nvr say "oops!" always say "ah! very intersting"
(when dealing with chemicals, run!)

If you were a fly
on my window seel
and you were watching me
i'd capture u in a jar.
and keep you forever.

Here i sit
Broken hearted
I tried to shit
But only farted

*I didn't write just thought it was cool*

You Make It Rain,
I Make It SHOWER!!

lmao

[i had my little moment here lmfao]

This is an A and B conversition so C your way out of it befor D and E come F you up

LOL

Husband: Hey there's a message in my cereal. It says "Ooooh"

Wife: You moron you're eating cherrios.

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

I"m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example

God said let there be light, and she opened her legs.....

hehe I love this quote!