God said let there be light, and she opened her legs.....

hehe I love this quote!

God likes his goldfish, thats why they die after 3 days of buying them

Mirror mirror on the wall
damn i sure look fine
i can't blame those horny boys
i would make me mine. ♥

LOL.

If you think your so hot how come the snow melted under my feet?

YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
IF I KNEW THE TRUTH
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

"Graceful is my middle name."
"So, uh, what's your first name? Not very?"

I hate you
You hate me
Lets tie [whoever you hate] to a tree
Get a big shot gun and shoot him/her in the head
Now I'm happy because him/her is dead.

:]]

GOOD GIRLS are just BAD GIRLS who dont get caught!

The iPod: the only thing guys brag about being the smallest.

So, let me get this straight:

Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, but no one gives a damn about Al Gore?

This world seriously needs help.