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  • Teachers think they know everything, but they don't know that their students hate homework

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  • Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
    Speed, Weed, Birth Control

    Life's a Glitch and then we all die
    So Pluck the world and lets all get high

    by South C
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  • I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
    The Taste Of Her Cherry Chapstick
    I Kissed A Girl Just To Try It
    Hope My Boyfriend Don't Mind It

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  • I can't deny it ,I can be sweet sometimes...

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  • Do you have a pen????
    Well get back in it you ugly PIG!!!

    by Seani
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  • * You must be a good runner,
    Because you are always running in my mind,
    You must be a good thief,
    Because you have stolen my heart,
    And I am always a bad shooter,
    Because I miss you always.*

    :)

    not by me.

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  • If u put a compas into space, which way will it point?

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  • *I'll give you a nickel if you suck my pickle, a dime if you make it feel fine, and a dolla if you make me holla.*

    ~*~my boyfriend wrote this~*~

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  • He has a real bad case of p.p.m.m.m.s.s
    ask wht thisis.
    pissy
    pants
    maddy
    maker
    madder
    stupid
    syndrum

    (Me and my bestie were bored:))

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  • *~*i'm not as think as you confused i am.*~*

    by Brett
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