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  • I love...carpet

    I love...desk....

    Brick, are you just looking at things and saying you love them?....

    I love...lamp..

    Do you really love the lamp?

    i love lamp i love lamp....

    (anchorman)

    V-O-T-E

    by Brittany
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  • I didn't write this...it MIGHT have been another quote on here...meh...

    Today I'm going to talk to you all about schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is a very serious dis--Aw, I don't want to hear about schi--SHUT UP! LET THE MAN SPEAK!!

    by Aidyn
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  • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my marbles the most...

    by Green Maiden
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  • *I'll give you a nickel if you suck my pickle, a dime if you make it feel fine, and a dolla if you make me holla.*

    ~*~my boyfriend wrote this~*~

    by ~*~ViRgIn_SuIcIdE~*~
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  • He has a real bad case of p.p.m.m.m.s.s
    ask wht thisis.
    pissy
    pants
    maddy
    maker
    madder
    stupid
    syndrum

    (Me and my bestie were bored:))

    by DeadSmileyFace
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  • WER HAVE YOUR BEEN?? SORRY I JUST FED MY TOLIET!!

    by Catastrophic Beauty
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  • Brittany f##ked me in the ass once

    by brittany
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  • *~*i'm not as think as you confused i am.*~*

    by Brett
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  • Damn...its hot like 2 fat bi*ches in arizona..

    by l0ser
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  • Can you Find the N's ?
    MMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMNMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMNMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMM

    by XxXLoveHurtsxXx
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