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  • If my smoking bothers you..
    Don't breathe.

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • You know what's not cool? The sun.
    -Jake

    by Stefan
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  • Trees are sexy like me in a tree when i jump off the balcony heehee

    by .+*Jess*+.
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  • Guys do you like how your balls feel?
    i mean you should really feel them they feel so nifty. i love the feeling of my vagina there are all these passage ways. you people should feel yourself.

    ky and brit

    by brittany
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  • You call this home... i call this HELL!!!
    We live in this place yet we fear so much why not move...well your answer we make this world worse for ourself
    with biological warfare and wars.

    by TINSLEY
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  • "Pink fish Go BOOM!"

    by Sar
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  • Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    It's off to the w***e house we go
    To spend some bucks
    For a couple of f**ks

    Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    By Jay Basey © 2004

    by Beauty Within These Pages of Darkness
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  • "Emo" Is Just An Excuse
    For Boys To Act Like Girls.

    =]

    by sexyCheckers
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  • Dear Sky,
    If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

    by randoms
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  • `` ' beauty is on the inside'
    is something that parents of fat kids say.

    by sexyCheckers
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