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  • This is a Cingular and T-Mobile conversation, Sprint your a** out of it!

    by *~*Soldier Lover*~*
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  • You know what's not cool? The sun.
    -Jake

    by Stefan
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  • Trees are sexy like me in a tree when i jump off the balcony heehee

    by .+*Jess*+.
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  • Guys do you like how your balls feel?
    i mean you should really feel them they feel so nifty. i love the feeling of my vagina there are all these passage ways. you people should feel yourself.

    ky and brit

    by brittany
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  • If my smoking bothers you..
    Don't breathe.

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • "Pink fish Go BOOM!"

    by Sar
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  • Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    It's off to the w***e house we go
    To spend some bucks
    For a couple of f**ks

    Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    By Jay Basey © 2004

    by Beauty Within These Pages of Darkness
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  • "Emo" Is Just An Excuse
    For Boys To Act Like Girls.

    =]

    by sexyCheckers
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  • Dear Sky,
    If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

    by randoms
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  • `` ' beauty is on the inside'
    is something that parents of fat kids say.

    by sexyCheckers
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