Other Funny Quotes

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  • If my smoking bothers you..
    Don't breathe.

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  • Smile, don't worry, be HAPPY!!

    by Kait
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  • Save the tree's, wipe your ass with an owl

    by Jessica
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  • You call this home... i call this HELL!!!
    We live in this place yet we fear so much why not move...well your answer we make this world worse for ourself
    with biological warfare and wars.

    by TINSLEY
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  • "Pink fish Go BOOM!"

    by Sar
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  • F**k the price on the tag,
    Just throw it in the bag.

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  • Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    It's off to the w***e house we go
    To spend some bucks
    For a couple of f**ks

    Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho

    By Jay Basey © 2004

  • "Emo" Is Just An Excuse
    For Boys To Act Like Girls.

    =]

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  • Dear Sky,
    If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

    by randoms
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  • `` ' beauty is on the inside'
    is something that parents of fat kids say.

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