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Please tell your pants it's rude to point.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

Feeling like a ninja after watching an action movie.

The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)

Attention everyone! I'm sorry but no one can say my name anymore. It has been worn out. Someone was screaming it all night. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Everything's possible? Have you EVER tried slamming a revolvable door?

Do you ever wonder...
who was the first person to see a egg come out of a chickens butt and said...
I am going to eat that?

Too often we lost sight of life's
simple pleasures.Remember when someone
annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face
to frown BUT... its only take 2 musclesto extend
you arm and Bi#@$-SLAP that motherf#?@$ upside the head

A women once said that a man is
like a deck playing card you need
A Heart To Love Him
A Diamond To Marry Him
A Club To Smash His F#?@$ing Head In
A Spade To Bury The Bastard