I'm not bias, I hate every one equally...

Don't play stupid with me.... I'm better at it!

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Guy: my dad loves his bike more than me
guy2: thats not true
guy: he wrote it on my birthday card

A good friend will bail you out of jail..
A best friend will turn to you and say.."let's do it again"

I don't walk into things, they are drawn to my amazingness!

I'm smiling because you're my sister..
I'm laughing because theirs nothing you can do about it >:P

I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity.
...It still works

What's this thing you call normal?
Is it contagious?
OMG!! Don't touch me
I might catch your normal!!

If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school..
Beautiful.