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  • No. You're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

    (Yes I'm aware that is a group on facebook. I am also aware that I fell out of my chair laughing after reading the title of and joining said group.)

    by Crimsonxheart
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  • No matter where you go, zort is always troz backwards.

    by Adam Ramsey
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  • Party hardy
    rock and role
    drink a 40
    smoke a bowl
    for all you stoners who think your kool
    think again cuz tweakers rule

    by Risty
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  • The world could use more people like me. people who burn stuff, kil things, and hate the french

    by monoxide
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  • If You Can Make A Girl Laugh....You Can Make A Girl Do Anything!!.....told to me by my best friend Shawn...lol

    by Tainted Love
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  • Its cause im white isnt it.

    by samantha
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  • "Moo?"

    by CrimsonInHumanBlood
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  • She said "JUST KILL ME" & I said "Give me a gun." =)

    by Heidi
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  • Yesterday is history, yet tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift, thats why they call it present

    by letmedie2night
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  • Dont say anything useless to me, not because i dont wnat to here it, it just better be some fuking mark twain shit cus its definatly going on your tomb stone

    by Jeremy
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