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  • If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
    I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
    IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
    Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

    by Stuart
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  • The only reason they call it PMS is cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken

    by Ali
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  • "wanna play with my sticks"

    makes you wonder..............but im talking about drum sticks

    by Jenn
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  • If You Can Make A Girl Laugh....You Can Make A Girl Do Anything!!.....told to me by my best friend Shawn...lol

    by Tainted Love
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  • Its cause im white isnt it.

    by samantha
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  • "Moo?"

    by CrimsonInHumanBlood
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  • She said "JUST KILL ME" & I said "Give me a gun." =)

    by Heidi
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  • Yesterday is history, yet tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift, thats why they call it present

    by letmedie2night
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  • Thinks that if you wanna keep your legs open 24/7 you should put a sign on your forehead saying' easy come easy go...

    by BloodyBrokenAngel
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  • Dont say anything useless to me, not because i dont wnat to here it, it just better be some fuking mark twain shit cus its definatly going on your tomb stone

    by Jeremy
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