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  • "wanna play with my sticks"

    makes you wonder..............but im talking about drum sticks

    by Jenn
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  • If You Can Make A Girl Laugh....You Can Make A Girl Do Anything!!.....told to me by my best friend Shawn...lol

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  • Its cause im white isnt it.

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  • "Moo?"

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  • She said "JUST KILL ME" & I said "Give me a gun." =)

    by Heidi
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  • Yesterday is history, yet tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift, thats why they call it present

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  • Dont say anything useless to me, not because i dont wnat to here it, it just better be some fuking mark twain shit cus its definatly going on your tomb stone

    by Jeremy
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  • Baby, im like a $100 bill
    you want me in your pants

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  • Forget PRINCESS

    I Wanna Be A

    VAMPIRE or a

    WAREWOLF

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  • Sorry I couldn't make it to church today, I was to busy studdying witchcraft and becomming a lesbian.

    T-Shirt thinger....

    by Sarah
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