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  • If you open your heart, you will love
    if you open your mind, you will believe
    if you open your ______, you will concieve.

    by Crazygirl yeh
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  • Your Middle Finger Isn't Your Only Rude Finger.
    You Can Consider All Your Fingers Rude, Because They Are All Naked.

    by x h e RR y L
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  • Kid: where does a rain storm come from?
    mom: God is crying.
    kid: why is god crying?
    mom: Hey! i'm missing 50 bucks from my purse!

    by Kaetaj
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  • Umm.. o.o'' sorry. Some hungry kid ate this quote.

    by Katy Nicholson
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  • How old are you ..
    old enough,
    old enough for what....
    to partii
    .........................................
    lmao
    -- super bad

    by AmandaRose
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  • In general the male race suxxx. In recent events I found that men no longer exist.
    Seriously.

    by NaeNaeConspiracy
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  • If you gunna slit ur wrist think of this before you do it ,its not a gd idear u have a scar on ur wrist if it heals it hurts like hell and u have to spend a along time talking to ppl bout why in hell u wanna slit ur wrist

    by lanceilot
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  • By The Time You've Read This ... You've Already Read It !!

    by For The Heart I Once Had
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  • For sale: FRESH, ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS!

    by serena
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  • Blaaaaaaaaaaaa(throwup noise). Doont

    *this is an inside joke if you don't get it don't cry. This is dedicated to Morgan

    by Koa
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