If french fries are called french fries then what the hell is an american fri??

I wanna try an american fri real bad!

Please answer I'm serious about my fries!!

Ur mama is soooo fat tht evry time she turns around its her birhtdae

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door

"Hey I'm as normal as they get and this is a contest of freaks! What'd ya want me to do? Fire my sling-shot at them..?" -Maes Hughes (From Full Metal Alchemist)

Once a very ugly man said
"Dang.. my beer gets more head then i do"

Hold shit man whats that? what u talking about? man i just saw something in the dark over there, Wow shit, shit,shit run man, shit man i just shit my pants.Shit!

If you open your heart, you will love
if you open your mind, you will believe
if you open your ______, you will concieve.

In general the male race suxxx. In recent events I found that men no longer exist.
Seriously.

Your Middle Finger Isn't Your Only Rude Finger.
You Can Consider All Your Fingers Rude, Because They Are All Naked.

Kid: where does a rain storm come from?
mom: God is crying.
kid: why is god crying?
mom: Hey! i'm missing 50 bucks from my purse!