U KNOW WHY MEXICANz WALK AROUND SCHOOL ALL BAD LIKE THEY OWN IT? BECAUSE THEIR DAD BUILT IT AND THEIR MOM CLEANS IT. JAJAJAJA

Do not make me throw a possum at your face!!

:::O i dont eat buffalo:::

:::Jessica Simpson:::

Please comment!ThAnKs:)

By: PaPiZpRiNcEsS

Sometimes I pee when I laugh. After reading this quote I need a new pair of pants, can I barrow yours?

"Welcome to The Candy Shop".

' Im eatin $uShi and pLayin with my C0ochiE! '

HAHAHA = D

Look! It's the leaning tower of Sharpie!

(said by my ex bf Dakota while stacking markers)

F**k off you F**king B***ard cleaning my window. F**king Get off it now you F**king W**ker

My little sister said this to the window cleaner, i think it is funny so i put it on here

UR MOM!!!!

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