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TWO THINGS TO REMEMBER NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE POOL:

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

&

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

WHOOOSE!!!
I AM A TOMATO!!

hahaha

Cheese cheese....i like cheese you like cheese?...i like cheese!!

popped in my head at like 3:00 in the morning .. you just had to be there

" i tryed sniffing coke once.....
but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

NOOO!!! thats spanish for..."no!"

Say this REALLY loud:

"I like Mike Hawk"

hahaha!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza. a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven. lol

(i dont really have anything against jews. itz just a joke)

If I wanted your opinion I would take my D*** out of your mouth

my freind told me that

"Pineapples are purple"