Women Make Everything Better..
Give Her Sperm, She'll Make You A Baby..
Give Her A House, She'll Make You A Home..
Give Her Food, She'll Make You A Meal..
&& Give Her Crap, She'll Give You A Bunch Of Shit xP

Poeple who don't know me
think I'm quiet ...

Poeple who do
wish i was!

The c...ca...cat in the h..ha...hat - oh stuff this im gonna be a stripper!

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
But from what I've heard,
You wouldn't be very good at it.

Do all the push-ups you want. That won't fix your face problem.

HEY! I just heard, a short bus tipped over and I know how you dont like to wear your helmet because its hard to lick the windows. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

If You Can't Beat Em...Join Em....If You Cant Join Em....Kill Em

I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you

Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it.

Whoever invented the lawnmower should be ashamed of themselves. Because of them, now there's a bunch of eight year old War Amps. Well, congratulations, because of you, Timmy can never feel a puppy humping his leg ever again!