Have you ever gotten really sick of being the "friend girl" instead of the "girlfriend"?

Your so ugly you have to sneak up on your mirror!!!

Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, monday mornings were fun, if junk food had no calories, all kisses were magical, life was always worth living for, and love didn't hurt

Doctor's say, that 4 out of 5 people are mentally insane. Check you're 4 friend's, if they're not..you're it.

"The more you say I'm childish,
The more I wanna stick gum in your hair."

-Roman

Heres a tip, don't makeout with a guy when your chewing buggle gum.....He might not give it back

LiFe'S LiKe A d*cK, LoNg AnD HaRd!!!;)

What do rubix cubes and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them the harder they get

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

Why isnt there a mouse flavoured cat food?