"I wasn't always an old perv, I used to be young." -my 46 yr old dad.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

How come dogs say wolf but cats don't say lion?

Another wonder of the world. Something 2 really think about

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?"

Theyre laughing at us because were idiots. were laughing at them because they just figured that out!

I am aware I have no pants on, but thats no need to shout it out in public.

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
abuse, broccoli, o-zone holes, sexism, prejudice,
stupid guys, pms, and broken hearts:
why are you telling me to 'have a good day'?

When the very first man discovered that cows give milk, what was he doing?

If I'm lying, wouldn't my pants be on fire?