My anger management class pisses me off.

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

The word of the day is legs...
Lets go home and spread the word.

LiFe'S LiKe A d*cK, LoNg AnD HaRd!!!;)

Forget the ugly stick...he must have gotten hit by the ugly forest!

You said you loved me like a fat kid loves cake, well i guess that kid is on a diet

Excuses r like butts everyone has one and they all stink

My mom asked me a simple question, and I guessed she wanted a simple answer.
So next time your mom asks you, if she looks stupid....it's best not to answer. ^_^'

~ Practise safe sex....Go F yer self ~

Their coming! The idiots are coming! Everyone hide before they force you into idiocy!

#1 reason it sux to be a penis: because your master strangles you all the time