I dont need your attitude i have one of my own

I might be a flirt but your boyfriend sure likes me ;)

Screw PHONICS;
i`m hooked on YOU.

Dude, your bed is a car
yeah but its a ****** sweet car! my parents are gonna buy me a CB radio so i can talk to other car beds

We're girls.
We don't say what we want,
but we reserve the right
to be pissed off if we don't get it.

What do a skeleton of a blonde found in a closet?

1984 hide and seek champion

A BoY OnCe ToLd Me To SuCk It...I RePliEd: No ThAnKs, I ChOkE On SmaLL ObJeCtS!!!

" My divorce came as an completely surprise to me. That's what happened if you're not coming home for 18 years. "

'I can resist everything, except temptation'

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!