A banana a day will keep the B***hes away!!!

Boys are like public toilets.engaged.occupied or full of shit

Never be afraid to take the plunge unless there's no plunge to take.

I don't mean to diss but some guys just aren't worth the risk.

.-*-.a heart may be broken...but with the right amount of ducktape and superglue it can be put back together.-*-.

PEOPLE SAY IM B!T(HY
I JUST DONT KN0W H0W T0 SAY FU(K Y0U P0LITELY

The secret to happiness in lower your expectaions to the point where they are already met

Your so phony
you like them trick phonies
so i went out and met tony
he likes macaroni

I'm a woman of fact, but, when the right guy comes along, the fact is, I can't think straight long
enough to think about the facts.

Never regret the things that ever made You Smile =]]