Guys act like d!*ks to make up for what they dont have

Sheila! Come back to me; I baked you a muffin!

-Caboose. Red vs Blue

FREDA N CHAZ SITTIN IN A TREE F-U-C-K-I-N-G FIRST CUMS LOVE THEN CUMS MARAGE N THEN CUMS THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIGE+.+

*cough-sneeze-cough* Sorry I'm allergic to B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T

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One who uses her beauty to get what she wants, but does doesn't think she's beautiful. That's deep.

Her eyes are like the sea
Her hair is like hay
I'm going to invite her over for tea
Then tell her Im gay

Boys are sweet
boys are hot
there the ones you like alot

lol thats my first quote ever on this website and at home!

Bros before h*es

I had a party last night...sorry you couldnt [come]..but your boyfriend did...TWICE

Marrage is a three ring circus,engagment ring,wedding ring and suffering.