When she tells you to meet her at her window for a late night chat, tell her to make sure the dog isn't lying underneath it!

East To The Ocean,
West To The Land,
Death Is To B***hes,
That Touches My MAN!

I've been running a contest for a boyfriend for 4 years. The title is always the same - Bad, Worse, the Worst Guy Around Me! At least that's what a friend of mine says :D

If I just sit at home n wait for u, Prince Charming, to knock on my door, whats the chance u'll find me?... Big! If u r the pizza delivery boy :D

I LIKE CRACKERS WHOO HOO HEATHER MCBRIDE IS GAY

*~*girls are like phones.....we love to be held and talked to... but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconected...*~*

Your talent is God's gift to you.
What you do with it is your gift back to God.

Love is like a box of chocolates, it's sweet, but I can only take so much before I puke.

When we met you were pretty, and i was lonely.
Now i'm pretty lonely...

-Lemony Snicket

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones.