Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones.

    by Tara Drayton
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  • I HOPE THAT RiNG YOU GAVE HER TURNS HER FiNGER GREEN!!!

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • FRiEND 1 SAYS Y DO U HAVE A SHOWER iN UR WORKS BATHROOM, DO U ACCTUALLY USE iT?

    FRiEND 2 YES WE HAVE VERY CUTE COWORKERS

    FRiEND 1 HAS CONFUSED LOOK ON FACE

    FRiEND 2 THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP iS JUST THERE FOR LOOKS!....

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • So basically - I'm gonna go all third grader
    on your ass and double dog dare you to fall in love with me.

    by modern day barbie
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  • Loving you may be sweet
    but them gaps in them teeth
    is killing me

    "lmao"

    by Shanika
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  • Guy: So my place or yours
    Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

    by 2die4
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  • Guy: Whats your sign
    Girl: Do not enter

    by 2die4
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  • ~i'll ^be^ your *tinkerbell* `if` you'll be .m.y. {peterpan}...

    by Tara
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  • When we gorw old lets proudly hang our granny panties out to dry...

    by Kayla
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  • Roses are red monsters are green
    look in the mirror and you'll see what i mean

    by sammie
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