I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

-Fully Metal Jacket

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

YOU GOT PLAYED LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!i!
S-U-C-K-E-R!i!

lol well i thought i was funny..

Incest;
A game the whole family can play.

[Not mine... it's an old one :D]

.:Lets pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past:.

A GOOD FRiEND is someone always there with a sholder to cry on.
a BEST FRiEND will walk straight up to him and say...
"iTS BECAUSE YOUR GAY, iSNT iT?"

You're single. Make the best of it.
It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone,
it means no one is good enough for you.

*??*SoMe GuYs aRe pLaYeRs*??*
*??*ThaSS a FacT*??*
*??*DoNT FaLL iN LoVe*??*
*??*JusT pLaY eM BacK*??*

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U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways. (my 3 year old nephew said it to me)