U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways. (my 3 year old nephew said it to me)

Love is a battlefield... sex is an atomic bomb.

If the world is black and white my favorite color is purple!!!!

Clubs ... i Rock DaT
Diamonds ... i Wear DaT
BoYz ... i Hit DaT
Ma Heart ... Sorry CaNt Touch DaT

~*GuYs ArE LiKe SnOw StOrMs... YoU DoN't KnOw WhEn ThEiR GuNnA CoMe, HoW LoNg ThEiR GuNnA LaSt Or HoW MaNy iNcHeS yOuR gUnNa GeT....

MOST HOTT GUYZ ARE EITHER GAY OR "JERKS"!i!

Don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. After all, what else are wild geese for?

Oh sweet heart, don't hate me, don't immatate me, coz u aint never gonna be me.

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Well tonight is the end?
wher ei sit here adn say goodbye.
and where i walk out in tears? and wonder why?
why? everything has happened
so this is ma good bye.