"i swear to beer i didn't drink god"

Someday || someone || is going to walk into your life
& make you (r|e|a|l|i|z|e) why it never worked out with
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She's got a smile on her face
and a [screw you] attitude
cuz from this day on
she's living her life..
for her.

I'm having daydreams, about night things, in the middle of the afternoon....

He said, " I love you "
I sneezed and siad, " 0h sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit "

Boyfriend goes to give girlfriend some blood.
Shortly after, they break up.
Boyfriend : Right, before you go i want my blood back!
Girlfriend : *hands him a tampon* i'll pay you back monthly!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

haha

A skater boy broke my heart, so i broke his board.

AngelWithTheBrokenWings

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What do u tell a woman with a black eye?

NOTHING!!!

shes already been told!!!