What do u tell a woman with a black eye?

NOTHING!!!

shes already been told!!!

*THiS RELE HAPPENED

i WAS AT A STORE AND i COULDNT GET SOMETHiN OFF THE SHELF N i HEARD 2 VOiCES BHiND ME SAYN DONT WORRY iLL HELP U

i TURN AROUN 2 SEE 2 GUYS THAT ARENT MY AGE NON ARE THEY CUTE

MY NAME iS TRUE i RELE AM ON CUPiD'S BAD SiDE

...iM PERFECT...

iM JUST TOO NiCE TO BRAG ABOUT iT...

... SORRY ABOUT WHAT i SAiD...

iT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THAT LOUD..

When someone says theres always someone better waiting around the corner,
One day I responded "Honey I've looked around the corner all I found was the phillsbury doughboy!"

WHEN YOU CRY I CRY
WHEN YOU SMILE I SMILE
WHEN YOUR HORNY
CALL ME

Friendship is very important to me..
You cry, I cry..
You laugh, I laugh..
You jump from 25th floor,
I wait on the ground to say..
"good bye baby"

My best friend used to say this...

'My name is Peter Pan, and I will turn you on like Tinkerbell'

My mom asked me, "if they jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" i always reply, "Pssh no, i'd be the one who came up with the idea."

Guys can be like toilets; taken, out of order, unavailiable, or full of crap.