Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • *THiS RELE HAPPENED

    i WAS AT A STORE AND i COULDNT GET SOMETHiN OFF THE SHELF N i HEARD 2 VOiCES BHiND ME SAYN DONT WORRY iLL HELP U

    i TURN AROUN 2 SEE 2 GUYS THAT ARENT MY AGE NON ARE THEY CUTE

    MY NAME iS TRUE i RELE AM ON CUPiD'S BAD SiDE

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • ...iM PERFECT...

    iM JUST TOO NiCE TO BRAG ABOUT iT...

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • ... SORRY ABOUT WHAT i SAiD...

    iT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THAT LOUD..

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • When someone says theres always someone better waiting around the corner,
    One day I responded "Honey I've looked around the corner all I found was the phillsbury doughboy!"

    by Lacey
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  • WHEN YOU CRY I CRY
    WHEN YOU SMILE I SMILE
    WHEN YOUR HORNY
    CALL ME

    by Dr of Bishonomics
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  • Friendship is very important to me..
    You cry, I cry..
    You laugh, I laugh..
    You jump from 25th floor,
    I wait on the ground to say..
    "good bye baby"

    by loverboy
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  • My best friend used to say this...

    'My name is Peter Pan, and I will turn you on like Tinkerbell'

    by Sandra D
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  • My mom asked me, "if they jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" i always reply, "Pssh no, i'd be the one who came up with the idea."

    by ♥
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  • Guys can be like toilets; taken, out of order, unavailiable, or full of crap.

    by Spiker 03
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  • MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MUM

    by Dr of Bishonomics
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