"This is a love hate relationship, Like I wanna stab you in the heart and then give you mine as a transplant"

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS.
everyone's either covering it up,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or simply JUST BEING ONE :]

Love your enemies; it really pisses them off!

Save a heart, break a penis :]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love with someone
But it sure ain't you!!!

I tried to see things from your point of view ;; but sadly, I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

U said u love me like a fat kid loves cake....i guess the kid must have went on a diet

Love is either what your truly feeling inside or it's that pizza you ate early and your stomach ain't agreing

Weevles wobble but they dont fall down

i can say less about my friends boyfriend and their making love of a whole 5 minutes haha

Boys - Can't live with them

Men - Can't live without them