VALENTINES DAY.... just another day to get rejected by society!

I LOVE YOU is 8 letters..... so is BULLSHIT!

There's one thing I noticed about fishing..

..It doesn't work out so well for the bait

"Heathens to the left of me, Infidels to the right. Next thing youll be telling me youre not virgins...gasp"

"I was married at the time."

"Well we all have our little excuses."

"I had the score of a decade. Then you show up and not only wreck it, but you make me look bad in front of my woman!"

"Well, ain't love a bi#$!"

"How do I get rid of him?"

"Maybe you can kick him around a little bit"

"Yeah...but he might like it"

"Did you see the guy they want me to marry?"

"He looks like a gentle soul, that's rare in a man."

"It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part."

"If I take my clothes off I can kill you...beauty can do that"-Gabrielle

"Joxer, get your hands off my apples!"-Gabrielle

Strippers aren't strippers if you undress them