Strippers aren't strippers if you undress them

Forget the things that you fear, drown your mind with lots of beer

I love you Pam and libbles. Ah kidding my sweeties

You should put a condom on your head,
because if you're going to act like a penis,
you should have no problem dressing like one

Jack and jill
went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high
unzipped his fly
and then said do you wanna
jill said yes
took off her dress
and then they had some fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

ME- I love you, ass face!!!

DAVE- I love you, too, you idiot!!!

Ain't love great?

PLEASE GO AWAY I AM ALLERGIC TO LOSERS!!!

ONLY A TRUE GUY DAT WANTSz TO BE WiT U WiLL ASK PERMiSSiON FROM UR PARENTSz TO BE WiT U

I HAVENT LOST MY ViRGiNiTY
i KNOW EXACTLY WHO HASz iT......

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.