The blacker the bigger.

lol.
sorry

Dont tease me if you cant please me

Don't settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without

Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out

Any boy can be a father it takes a man to be a daddy

You know it's love when you are walking down the hall in school, you see him, you look into his eyes, and then you trip over a garbage can in the middle of the hallway.

TEACHER: WHY WERE YOU LATE THiS MORNiNG?

POPULAR PRETTY GiRL: OH iT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO TAKE ALL MY BEAUTY MEDALS OFF MY PAJAMAS

(ALL OF THiS BEiNG SAiD NOT KNOWiNG SHE HAD TOiLET PAPER STUCK ON HER SHOE)

If your wondering where Bob is,...
I ATE HIM!!!

I love sheep.

IN THE WORDS OF THE VIRGIN MARY, COME AGAIN