Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I Cried Because You Chose Her Over Me
    Then//I Laughed
    ;BeCaUsE
    s h e s u g l y =]]

    by TheDiiaryOfThiisGiirlx
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  • THE GIRL SAYS: PLEASE leave me alone just F**K off your nothing to ME!

    THE GUY HEARS: PLEASE F**K ME!

    by the one you loved [not]
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  • Your skinny jeans.$25...His Levis..$32..Your hello kitty screen tee.on sale $5.99..His hanes Tee...$7..you victoria secret bra and panty set.$32.his fruit of the loom boxers.$10, seeing them spread all over the floor next to the bed.Pricless!

    by Danna
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  • I need it
    so so so bad
    please give it to me
    i cant live with out the
    juicy flavor in my mouth when i
    slide it in my mouth
    yummmm......
    i want some
    GUM!!!

    by the one you loved [not]
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  • And though Cinderella and her Prince Charming did live happily ever after the point, gentlemen, is that they lived

    by Manda
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  • Don't drink and drive
    You might spill your beer

    lol read this on a poster

    by Hispanic Angel
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  • .

    I intend to live forever, or die trying.

    by minnie4cheese
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  • I need you like a nerd needs porn

    by Tony E
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  • What my mom says to my dad

    "what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine"

    by diary
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  • When I said id hit that,
    I meant with a car.

    by modern day barbie
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