Damn right, i'm good in bed. i can sleep for hours.

[Laugh Out Loud]

Some people say-Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Other people say-What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

I say-Screw it, just do nothing!

How to make the nicest teacher in the world, become the worst:

Step one: Make her mad.

Your mom has watched u grow as long as uve lived but your girlfriend can watch you grow in just minutes!! :p
(haha so wrong!)

-not mine-

I loved you, i thought you loved me too.....OW thinkig hurts

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

Guys, are like fattening foods.
they taste like heaven
but you really regret
takin a bite outta it

Girls,
you cant live with them,
not aloud to shoot them either
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Another random quote of brandon!

Did you know that the Titanic sunk seven inches away from new york?
that's where your bathtub is!

You Know You Need A Boyfriend When Cartoon Characters Start Looking Amazingly Hot